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Expert recommendations for gas, oil, and electric boilers. Free remote video surveys by Gas Safe engineers. Fixed installation price. Finance from £32/month.

From £32/month · No obligation · No deposit

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Fixed Price Promise: If anything unusual appears we explain it clearly before work starts

Installed byMPH BoilersGas Safe 215540★4.8 on Google (425 reviews)★4.2 on Trustpilot (171 reviews)Navien accredited Finance from £32/monthFamily-run · Scottish Gas Safe engineers
Flexible Payment Options

Spread the Cost with Finance Options

From £8/week

No Deposit · Soft Credit Check

Representative Example

Cash Price:£2,200
Deposit:No Deposit
Amount of Credit:£2,200
Rate of Interest:12.19% p.a. fixed
APR:12.9% APR Representative
Duration of Agreement:60 months
Monthly Repayment Amount:£49.15
Total Amount Payable:£2,949

Finance subject to status. Terms and conditions apply. You must be 18 or over and a UK resident.

Your Installation Partner

Powered by MPH Boilers

Brainy Boilers combines clear, honest boiler recommendations with real Gas Safe engineers and fixed installation pricing. Every install is carried out by MPH Boilers — a family-run team based in Kirkcaldy, fitting over 1,800 boilers a year across Scotland.

MPH Boilers
The MPH Boilers engineering team — Gas Safe registered heating engineers

The MPH Boilers team

Kirkcaldy · Family-run · 20+ years

Ewan McLean, Managing Director of MPH Boilers

Ewan McLean

Managing Director, MPH Boilers

1,800+
Boiler installs per year
20+
Years of engineering heritage
4.8★
Google rating (425 reviews)
Gas Safe
Registration 215540
Recognised byMPH Boilers — Best Local Boiler Installer 2018MPH Boilers — Best Local Boiler Installer 2023MPH Boilers industry awards

Every survey and install carried out by experienced Gas Safe engineers from MPH Boilers — Gas Safe registration 215540.

Why It Works

Why Customers Love Remote Surveys

No home visit needed

Get a confirmed fixed price without anyone needing to come round. All via a short video call.

Real Gas Safe engineer, not a call centre

You speak directly to an MPH Boilers engineer who can see your system and answer technical questions.

Fixed price before any work starts

We confirm every detail on the call. No surprises on installation day.

Available across Scotland

Remote surveys work wherever you are in our coverage area.

The Process

How Our Remote Boiler Survey Works

  1. 01

    Start your quote online (2 minutes)

  2. 02

    Get your boiler recommendation with fixed pricing

  3. 03

    Book your free remote survey — instant or scheduled

  4. 04

    An MPH Gas Safe engineer joins you via video — checks your system and confirms the details

  5. 05

    Receive your confirmed fixed price and book your installation date

Sound Familiar?

Getting a New Boiler Shouldn't Be This Stressful

You know how it usually goes. You search for a new boiler. Within minutes you've got three options. None of them great.

Option one: the home visit.

Someone needs to "come out and take a look." You wait two weeks for an appointment. They arrive, assess your system, and recommend a boiler. But here's the challenge: when someone earns commission, it's hard to know if you're getting unbiased advice. You're left with a price you can't easily compare and questions about whether it's really the right fit.

Option two: the online quote sites.

You answer questions. They show you a grid of boiler models. Viessmann 100? Vaillant ecoTEC? Navien NCB? Which one's right for your home? They don't tell you. You pick one and hope for the best. For installation, they send whoever's available. A contractor you've never heard of.

Option three: do nothing.

Stick with your old boiler, crank the thermostat up another degree, and hope it survives another winter.

None of these options are good enough. You deserve to understand what you're buying. To know it's right for your home. To trust the people fitting it.

That's why we built Brainy Boilers.

What Makes Us Different

Expert Advice Without the Agenda

We built Brainy Boilers to make getting a new boiler simple. It should feel like talking to a knowledgeable friend. Not like being sold to.

Our quote is built on heating knowledge. Property types. Hot water demand. Fuel types. Flue options. Everything a seasoned heating engineer would consider. But there's no sales target. No commission. Just honest advice about what's right for your home.

We cover gas, oil, and electric boilers. Many online services only handle gas. If you have an oil or electric system, you're often left searching for a local installer with no price transparency. We can help.

Here's how it works. You tell us about your property. Bedrooms. Bathrooms. Current system. Whether you run multiple showers at once. We explain your options in plain English. Why a particular boiler suits your home. The trade-offs. We answer your questions.

Take your time. We're patient. We're thorough. And we don't care if you buy today or next month.

Talk to a real person.

Request a callback and we will call you back, Monday to Saturday, 8am to 5:30pm.

This isn't a gimmick. Most people spend thousands on a boiler with no way to know if it's the right choice. We built this to fix that.

Traditional home visits involve commission structures. Online quote sites just give you a list of models. We think you deserve better than both.

And because there's no salesperson to pay, no unnecessary home visit to arrange, and no commission baked into the price, the savings get passed straight to you. Better advice anda better price. That's the whole idea.

Simple Process

How It Works

01

Answer Simple Questions

Tell us about your home, fuel type, and hot water needs. Fixed price in 2 minutes. No home visit needed.

02

See Your Best Options

We rank the boilers that fit your home and budget — with pricing and finance shown upfront. No pressure.

03

Free Video Survey Confirms the Details

A Gas Safe engineer from MPH Boilers joins you via video to verify key details — no home visit needed. Takes 10 minutes.

04

MPH Engineers Install Your Boiler

Our Gas Safe team installs your boiler on a date that suits you. Over 1,800 done across Scotland last year.

05

Activate Your Care Plan + MPH Home Rewards

Get set up with aftercare and eligibility for the MPH Home Rewards programme.

The Full Package

Everything You Need. Nothing You Don't.

A-Rated Boiler Matched to Your Home

Not a best-seller. Not a lucky guess. The right boiler for your property, your usage, and your budget.

Impartial Expert Advice Before You Buy

Straight answers about which boiler suits your home. No pressure, no agenda, no commission.

Installation by Qualified Engineers

Carried out by MPH Boilers' own full-time Gas Safe engineers. Over 1,800 boilers fitted last year alone.

Full MagnaCleanse System Flush

Not a basic chemical rinse. Proper magnetic filtration that clears years of sludge and protects your new boiler. Included as standard.

10-Year Manufacturer Guarantee

Complete peace of mind, backed by the boiler manufacturer.

All Paperwork & Warranty Registration

We handle everything so you're covered from day one.

Aftercare & Annual Service Reminders

We don't forget about you after the install. You'll be reminded when your annual service is due.

From £32/month

Spread the cost with manageable monthly payments. Subject to status.

Real Results

Don't Just Take Our Word for It

★★★★★ 4.8 on Google (425 reviews)
★★★★ 4.2 on Trustpilot (171 reviews)

Reviews from MPH Boilers

★★★★★
I contacted them on the Monday morning. By midday the boss was here pricing a full combi installation at a very competitive price. The price was agreed that afternoon, and by 9:30 the next morning a team of 3 were here. They didn't stop until the job was finished to top-end standards. 100% happy.
Paul B.
★★★★★
I am 71 years old and my boiler was condemned leaving me with no heating in the freezing weather. They came out the same day and fitted my new boiler on Wednesday. What a quick, efficient service. The guys were fantastic, friendly and efficient. I would highly recommend!
Frederick C.
★★★★★
I got a new boiler installed. I liked the way there were no hidden payments. The quote included everything needed. The installers were friendly and tidy. There was a wee blip after installation and the plumber was back the same day. No fuss. Very professional.
Evelyn F.
★★★★★
This is one and only place you need to call. They scheduled installation within a day and delivered. Special thanks to the installation crew that persevered in the cold and solved the issues.
Taner D.
FAQ

Got Questions? We've Got Answers.

We are the technology layer helping great local heating businesses compete with the national chains. You get a better installer. They get the customer. Read our full story.
Yes. We offer buy now pay later and other finance options so you are not paying everything upfront. See our finance options for the full details. You will see exactly what is available before you commit to anything.
Yes. Fixed price, end of story. MPH Boilers confirm everything before we book you in. If we somehow get it wrong and it should have been higher, that is on us. We have built this on referrals and that does not happen if we are springing surprises on people.
Yes. We ask about your property type, number of bathrooms, current boiler setup and flue position. The same things a surveyor would note on a home visit. We can also jump on a video call to double check anything. Same result, far less waiting.
An MPH Boilers engineer. MPH is a family-run heating company with over 20 years of experience serving Scotland. They use their own full-time engineers (no outsourcing to the cheapest available person), are Gas Safe and OFTEC registered, and installed over 1,800 boilers last year.
Your new boiler comes with a manufacturer warranty, typically 5 to 10 years depending on the model. On top of that, MPH Boilers guarantee their own workmanship for a full year. If anything they have touched develops an issue, they come back and fix it.
No. You answer a few questions about your home and see fixed prices straight away. We built it to be genuinely useful, not to capture your email and hand you off to a call centre.
Yes. You can get your price online without speaking to anyone, but there is always a real person available. and someone will be in touch.

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